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Hash 108 - The Last Saturday Hash before Switching to Monday Nights Hash |
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"Ahhhhh! The corner of Cartier and Harpe Way? It's not on the map! Call 911! What?! Even they can't find the address? We're never going to get there..."
That's the conversation I had with hashing virgin Leanne on our way to Hash #108- The Last Saturday Hash before Switching to Monday Nights (catchy title, for sure, I'm surprised it never caught on with the rest of the pack, none of whom seemed to recall the theme of the run that day). |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 19 May 2009 )
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Hash 106 - The Pickup Trash Hash |
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You're all white trash! Every last one of you! Yes, I mean you, Dean, and Kevin, Eager Beaver, Crystal and James, Medievil Cowboy, (a very pregnant) Nail Me and her virgin Serena, Skeeterbait, Cunning Linguist and...ahem, alright, me too...Thick n' Creamy. |
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FMH3 100th Hash Celebration! The "Hare's to the Future" Hash |
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Saturday, November 1, 2008 @ 6 PM
Other Details Below!
FMH3’s 100th
“Hare’s to the future” - Let’s Celebrate.
It’s been just over 3 years in the making but our Kennel has finally reached a milestone; FMH3’s Hundredth Hash. Maybe it’s been a while since you have been out or maybe you just need a good reason to come out again. This is it. We are celebrating in Grand style by combining our 100th Hash with the prestigious Fadden Halloween party. Our hash will take place on Saturday Nov 1st at 6 pm and we will have the On-In at the Fadden’s house at 8 PM. We even have commemorative t-shirts specially made up to honor our accomplishment. Please join us and help us Celebrate Fort McMurray’s and FMH3’s future together. Costumes are mandatory on the Hash and the Party.
Our 100th Hash will feature 3 Hash holds and a walking/short cut route in one of Fort McMurray’s newest areas. The fee of $20 will include a commemorative t-shirt and supplies at 3 hash holds. You will still need to BYOB to the Halloween Party afterward. Directions to the meeting place of the 100th Hash are as follows:
Drive down Confederation Way from Thickwood or Timberlea. Turn Right on Loutit Road. Drive down Loutit for quite a ways past the pond until you come to SparrowHawk Drive, turn right and go past Woodpecker then turn right and park on the corner of Sandpiper road.
I hope to see lots of past and present hashers come out to this momentous occasion. Check out our facebook event and let us know your coming.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=42217589446
Colonel Urinal
100th Hash Run Start: 6 PM, November 1, 2008!
Cost: $20 (includes Commemorative T-Shirt: 1st come, 1st served??)
Location: Drive down Confederation Way from Thickwood or Timberlea. Turn Right on Loutit Road. Drive down Loutit for quite a ways past the pond until you come to SparrowHawk Drive, turn right and go past Woodpecker then turn right and park on the corner of Sandpiper road!
Hare: Colonel Urinal
On-In: The Faddens' Annual Halloween Bash
Costumes: Mandatory! |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 28 October 2008 )
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Attached, please find a minor trash for your run.
Thanks again for having me!
Rumple.
FMH3, Run # 96, "The Clearwater Hash"
As Reported by Rumple Foreskin.
(Readers should note that directions to this trail are intentionally kept vague due to an understanding protecting some of the less fortunate)
So, no shit, there we were, far to young, and in too deep….er…..that's another story for another time. This week, fellow hashers, I bring you a tale of the trail, following my gut to go visit For McMurray's Hash, instead of spending another weekend sitting around, drinking scotch and eyeing the 18 year olds at the bar.
We got off to a great start, circling up at the Home Hardware and proceeding to go through introductions. Prior to the circle up, Rumple had found that the hares had arranged for a catered trail, with a local charity hosting a hot-dog roast. Being of true hash virtue, he noted that there was no beer, and after inviting the adults doing the cooking to the hash, proceeded to stock up on some water and purchase a replacement plunger for leading the pack in "Shitty Trail". More on that, later. 3 virgins, and myself, were found to have never hashed with FMH3 before, and were instructed by our hares Dirty Old Man and Can't see shit, as to the particulars of the trail. Approximately 10 or so hashers were in attendance on a blustery rainy day.
As we headed On-Out, we found ourselves quickly meeting up with 2 latecomers. At the first check, we headed on-straight, and we found ourselves outpacing the hares, who stuck back at the check, before letting us know that we needed to turn. Flipping 180, we headed on down the road, following our beloved flour and hoping to find true trail one of these days.
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 04 October 2008 )
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Hash House Harriers camp trip |
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The First Annual FMH3 Silent Meditation Camp! Date: Friday, August 22 - Sunday, August 24
Place: Gregiore Provincial Park Campsite - Group Site
Cost: less than a night out on the town
The Campsite is booked! As a member and/or aquaintance of the Fort McMurray Hash House Harriers, you're being Invited to the first annual FMH3 Silent Meditation Camp.
Come find and explore your inner you with the rest of the FMH3 in complete peace and quiet while subsisting only on raw grains, foraged berries and fresh mineral-rich creek water.
The group camping site is located suitably distant from the regular, heathen infested and noisy general campsites in order to ensure our ultimate relaxation and our complete detachment from all possible sources of aural assault. In compliance with our universal comprehension of the powerful yet deceptively simple tool known as long division, this means that the greater the number of vulnerable souls we attract to this celebration of all things silent and more-or-less golden, the lesser the cost will be that is demanded from each soul.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 15 August 2008 )
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2008 EH3 Red Dress Run Raises $35,000!!! |
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Gentlemen,
Would you put on a Red Dress for
$35,000?!?
You're damn rights We Did!!!
The Edmonton Hash House Harriers' 2008 Red Dress Run raised an incredible $35,000 for the Edmonton and Northern Alberta Chapter of the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation!
6.5 Fort McMurray Hashers joined 190 other hashers at the event, and we all had a blast!
If you can handle Colonel Urinal in a dress, then click the pic below to see many, many more!
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 21 May 2008 )
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Buffalo Woody's FMH3 Tank Top 4 Sale |
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Haberdashery
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 Now you too
can wear...
Buffalo
Woody's
Favorite
Hashing
Attire!
Buffalo Woody's very own FMH3 Tank Top is now available from our merchandise supplier for a mere $14.40 USD! (plus S&H)
You can BUY ONE NOW!
Or you can browse the rest of the FMH3 duds collection! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 24 April 2008 )
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Hash 66.5 - The Deja Voodoo All Over Again Hash |
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Hash Trash #66.5?
The “Deja Voodoo all over again” Hash
January 26, 2008
As I was driving to the starting point of the Deja Voodoo hash I couldn’t help but think I had been there before. “When was it?” I thought. Then it hit me! It was last week when I was the ONLY one who showed up! Muffy and I sat around the parking lot for about 20 minutes wondering where the dozens of past hashers were and if any would show up. After a short time of feeling sorry for ourselves we went to BPs to drown our sorrows in food and drink. But enough of this depression. Lets move forward to this weeks hash. The “Deja Voodoo all over again” Hash. I think we all agreed to call it hash #66 and a half because hash 65 was set just not followed…until today!
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Hash 63 - The Hangover Hash |
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Hash 63 - The Hangover Hash
On Staurday, December 8th, 2007, Thick'n'Creamy and her trusty minion Gordon J.M. Kenny laid the Fort McMurray Hash House Harriers' 63rd Hash Run, the Hangover Hash.
But before we get to detailing the Hangover Hash, it may be wise to let on why TnC figured hangovers might be an active part of Hash 63... and so begins our Saga of a Hashing Weekend that just would not end! [But in a good way ;-) ]
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 11 December 2007 )
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Hash 61 - The Funny Farm Hash |
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Hash 61
The Funny Farm Hash
November 24, 2007 
This snowy hash was hared by Muffy the Rabbit Slayer and Cunning Linguist. You might think "what hearty souls they are, haring on such a snowy day" but you would be gravely misled my friend, as our fit and fearless hares laid the trail using snowmobiles! When razzed about taking the easy way out, Cunning Linguist maintained that they were doing us a favor by packing down the snow for us with their mighty machines.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 03 December 2007 )
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Hash 59 - The Remembrance Hash |
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Hash 59
The Remembrance Hash
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Well - the Shit Twins have outdone themselves again... it seems like when left to their own devices they live in their own little world where shit smells like roses, time slows to a crawl, and perceived distances multiply themselves many times before prematurely reaching the "we've gone far enough" switch in their canine-esque brains.
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